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May 6, 2012 10:06PM
I don’t know about this one. Megan Fox is back in the news again since she screwed herself of all the free publicity from association with Michael Bay and his Fembot Academy of Victoria’s Secret models. I did a simple Google Images search and this is what I find.
I don’t know. It’s so well ‘shopped, yet it makes me wonder who has the cajones to do it if you’re not a bored 10-year-old boy still drawing dicks in a lined notebook. But I still got a laugh out of it, even though I know I shouldn’t.
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May 3, 2012 11:33PM
I have a theory. If I can manage to get Uncle Terry to open an account and show up on the Model Mayhem forum, my hypothesis will be proven true. Of course, my hypothesis would have to be disclosed. Would be one hell of a social experiment.
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May 3, 2012 2:49PM
Who is Bar Rafaeli? Besides the woman Leo was banging?
I guess it helps if you look like Red Agent Leonardo DiCaprio and want a girlfriend that looks like Bar Rafaeli. What’s your girlfriend’s main skill? “She sells underwear. She sells underwear really well.”
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May 2, 2012 11:43AM
I could post that hot Kate Upton dancing video up, but this one’s more humanizing:
How can you hate on this dude?
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May 1, 2012 10:28PM
In commemoration of Asian Pacific American Heritage Month, I hereby appoint today as Waverly Day.
To Waverly, I’ll be your knight in shining armor… from a long time ago!
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Apr 30, 2012 7:49PM
My conservative, Christian values prohibit me from posting the following:
It’s Madonna in her prime. Yeah. I went there.
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Apr 30, 2012 7:36PM
Check out Chris Cunningham’s stuff.
Watch “Flex” if he ever releases the full thing. It’ll leave you conflicted, it’s so well-done. And no, I do not condone violence against women… or violence against men either. Even if it’s fucked up foreplay.
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Apr 30, 2012 7:23PM
So I have this theory. When you see too many of the same face look over and over, it’s because someone at the top of the Hollywood food chain’s got a personal bias for that look. Either it’s a personal thing, or it’s purely business and they’re just recycling it over and over for profit. They do it to men, too, but I just want to focus on the women for this blog (ie, Brad Pitt/Robert Redford, Clooney/Grant, etc).
80s
Second coming 90s
Is there some kind of beauty playbook out there? I’m not saying the women I’ve been listing aren’t attractive, but I’m sure there are a bazillion combinations of phenotypes out there.
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Apr 30, 2012 7:17PM
And to be politically correct and drive the point across even more:
Ha! The Chinese have a standard, too! This is what the Chinese filmmakers want Americans to lust over.
And then the Americans tell the Chinese that they should lust over American-chosen Joan Chen’s and Vivian Wu’s.
If you really want to study the standards (beauty or not), watch what kinds of typecasts they play.
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Apr 30, 2012 6:57PM
Wow. What’s going on here?
These are some of the top “brown” ladies of music. What does this mean about standards for brown women? Their voices are distinctive enough, but in order to sell a product, the visual aspect of it is important.
And here’s Zoe Saldana, top of her game.
Wow, it’s like they rolled out from the same factory. Ya think Hollywood’s trying to push a certain standard? Maybe? Juzzabit?
